Here's a great idea for a stocking stuffer! I can't say it any better than the ad for the Artificial Virginity Hymen. Thanks to Holy Taco for the tip. The bolding is from me:
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.Shipping is not included, but there is a volume discount. I'm going to order one, but I'm a little bummed that we have no interns around to test drive it like we did with China Shrink Cream. Stay tuned.
Artificial Virginity Hymen is created from Kyoto, Tapan at 1993. it was first introduced to the locals, then it gets famous and spread to Thailand at 1995 and now avaliable in South East Asia, South Asia and in the Middle East countries.
It is mainly made of natural albumin, medical use inflation element and water-soluble base medicinal preparation which have no side effect. Made in Japan.
[Above photo: Ew.]
How to use:
* Open the package and rub on the artificial hymen, then carefully put into the vagina. If vaginal is dry, dip the artificial hymen to water and then put it into the vagina as quickly as you can.
* Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
* Finally, cleans the vulva after having sexual intercourse.
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